I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top action The periodic table is now

The periodic table is now one dad joke away from being a complete comedy set

A horizontal white dashed line separates the upper text from smaller white lowercase text reading "commas save lives

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex sweatshirt

Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt)

The Details:

I Ate An Old 96er - Unisex Tank Top action The periodic table is nowFinishing a 96er earns you a free meal and what appears to be a near death experience at a Wisconsin lodge. Chet Ripley ate the bone just to prove a point nobody asked him to make. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I ATE AN" across the top. A large illustrated cut of beef rendered in red and pink tones with visible marbling detail sits centered below. Straight distressed white serif text reads "OLD